I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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