Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
True college students do jello shots in the library
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