Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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