'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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