6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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