i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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