YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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