do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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