Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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