ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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