i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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