i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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