How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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