brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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