But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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