They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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