Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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