i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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