Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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