It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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