i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I could have mohawked her pubes.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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