oh god the rape fog is back!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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