I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
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I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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