He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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