That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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