you win again, gameday.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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