also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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