i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Your dad touched me again.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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