Banned from zoo.
Again?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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