sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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