I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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