I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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