yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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