It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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