At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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