My Higher Power is John Stamos
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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