Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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