am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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