We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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