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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.

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(920): I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with. http://tfl.nu/q53z

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There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.

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(443): There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now. http://tfl.nu/lz21

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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.

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(317): We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us. http://tfl.nu/q48d

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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.

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(604): Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating. http://tfl.nu/sjit

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.

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(617): Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here. http://tfl.nu/6cd7

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(305): View more from Florida

Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.

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(305): Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer. http://tfl.nu/0a2y

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(712): View more from Iowa

she used her one phone call to ask me about my day

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(712): she used her one phone call to ask me about my day http://tfl.nu/55gn

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.

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(484): all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar. http://tfl.nu/zjrs

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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.

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(757): Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful. http://tfl.nu/da1d

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.

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(508): he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him. http://tfl.nu/d83n

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

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(306): We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out http://tfl.nu/zt8v

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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.

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(914): I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there. http://tfl.nu/ryf1

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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.

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(917): It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left. http://tfl.nu/g605

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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once

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(391): She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once http://tfl.nu/4via

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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.

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(215): There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry. http://tfl.nu/7teg

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