Kiss
Puke
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I should be sponsored by Trojan
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
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