yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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