to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize