Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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