Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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