Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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