So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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