Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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