you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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