Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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